he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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