Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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