also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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