She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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