I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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