that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
