He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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