Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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