i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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