I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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