did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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