ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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