Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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