i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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