I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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