They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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