The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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