I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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