fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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