dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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