just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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