It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
How does it feel to date your dad?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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