she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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