They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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