the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
birth control should be required to get into college
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You're breaking my sexual little heart
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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