giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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