rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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