sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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