dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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