i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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