Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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