hell yes lets make some ravioli
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So squirting runs in the family.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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