you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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