I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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