I wish i was in the wii world.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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