why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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