gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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