your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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