Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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