I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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