Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I want to fling myself into the sun
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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