Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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