am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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