his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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