dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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