i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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