The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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