I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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