yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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