If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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