Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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