She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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