when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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