Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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