how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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