everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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